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Una enorme y noble aportaci√≥n filos√≥fica don√≥ -a dial√©cticos contrarios- la hegeliana porra de los Pumas; todo surgi√≥ algunos lustros atr√°s, cuando el club universitario enfrent√≥ en su estadio a los Tecos de la Universidad Aut√≥noma de Guadalajara, propiedad de los hermanitos Lea√Īo, fermentadores -no de tlachique ni tequila- del fascismo y todo lo angulado en los esquinarios de la diestra.


MengeleContra la derecha el patadón

En aquel futbolero duelo, el portero de la UAG: Franz Mari√°tegui Revueltas, destacado exponente de las divergencias existencialistas de Kierkegaard a Sartre‚Ķ antes de cada saque, mirando en geometr√≠a total a la concurrencia‚Ķ desga√Īitaba su homeop√°tica porci√≥n de oratoria, expresando su contrariedad por el extremoderechoso historial de los due√Īos de la UAG, quienes en sus recintos dieran ‚Äúhonoris‚ÄĚ con todo y honorarios de mala causa, al se√Īor Somoza, el ‚ÄúTacho‚ÄĚ tachado de Nicaragua; inmediatamente despu√©s asestaba un patad√≥n de exilio al baloncito, ante el socr√°tico regocijo de la concurrencia que core√≥ pat√≠n y arenga con un tumultuario ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ que al instante se alberg√≥ en los anales (sin ninguna proctol√≥gica connotaci√≥n) del monumental e intempestivo canto neogregoriano.

El joven arquero, mirando al respetable en giratoria rosa de cuatro vientos‚Ķ se dispon√≠a a sacar sin saquear otro balonazo, pero antes discurse√≥ su malestar porque los Lea√Īo hicieron en mala lid adalid a Alfredo Stroessner, el nazi paraguayo que anid√≥ en su dictadura hijos-jijos putativos de Hitler como a Joseph Mengele, quien en los campos de concentraci√≥n realizaba experimentos con humanos, obsesionado por hallar un molde gemelar de puros ojos azules y ojitos-pajaritos con cursil√≠sima tonalidad de baladita‚Ķ y luego el antifacho puntapi√©, vitoreado por el ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ aqu√©l que en el √©ter entretej√≠a una sonora sonata de metaf√≠sica.

El carism√°tico porterazo, sin atender requerimientos de un √°rbitro reaccionario, se desplazaba al centro mismo de la cancha, dando vueltas en todas direcciones, a fin de que todos vieran y oyesen su repudio contra los Tecos empresarios, porque en los 60‚Äôs fueron eje triturador en la represi√≥n contra copreros; el silbante le sac√≥ la rigurosa (la tarjeta roja, por supuesto), pero eso no impidi√≥ que retornara a su porter√≠a y patease con tal fuerza la pelota, que √©sta vol√≥ dando homenaje de puntuaci√≥n al ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ, que desgargant√≥ sin Beethoven la m√°s heroica sinfon√≠a; recogi√≥ a continuaci√≥n numerosos ejemplares de El ser y el tiempo heideggeriano, apilados atrasito de su meta; los obsequi√≥ al p√ļblico lanz√°ndolos en compaginada parvada, advirtiendo a grito nada pelado aunque s√≠ retumbante, que el autor mantuvo v√≠nculos con el nazismo, lo cual ocasion√≥ -did√°ctico dijo- que otros pensadores, Karl Jasper, por ejemplo, rompiera con Martin Heidegger la amistad, esparci√©ndola en tapiz de hilachos y jirones; los polic√≠as no se atrevieron a concretar la expulsi√≥n, el que s√≠ ipso facto se fue, fue redundante el de los pitazos (no de sopl√≥n-oreja, de pititos resoplados con un garbancito al interior), abrumado por una cordillera desgajada que evocaba sus amargos or√≠genes en el po√©tico alud de los quebrantos.

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En el anterior campeonato mundial del balompi√©, en Brasil, el ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ de sapiente entonaci√≥n, se internacionaliz√≥: ‚ÄúGuardametas del mundo, ¬°un√≠os!‚ÄĚ, era la consigna emotiva; el cancerbero estadounidense -John Brown Thoreau-, en su idioma eslabonado a la m√≠mica universal, expres√≥ tan estridente como Maples, Vela y List Arzubide su indignaci√≥n contra los revoloteadores ‚ÄúFondos Buitre‚ÄĚ y un ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ estremecedor lo aureol√≥, entendible en la renovaci√≥n del esperanto; posteriormente extrajo del magistrado Thomas Griesa la cara ajada, ¬°la carajada!, reproducida en cartulina, la enroll√≥ al bal√≥n, recitando al un√≠sono ‚ÄúSuck my dick, sucker!‚ÄĚ; sin que nadie comprendiese el contenido oracional, pero todos aprehendieron y aprendieron su gesticulaci√≥n a lo Usigli, por lo que el ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ sali√≥ multitudinario acompasando la hermen√©utica m√≠mesis de una dotaci√≥n (se√Īalada por su √≠ndice rumbo a su pie): ‚ÄúLa pata dota‚Ķ ¬°patadota!‚ÄĚ contra la jeta sin gesto ni gesta del zopilotero juez.

El cuida-puertas germano, Karl Friedrich Liebknecht, extern√≥ su disgusto con la nada angelical √Āngela Maerker, porque ella y su partido atrasito del maquillaje facial tienen de lunar tatuado una cruz gamada con que ap√≥statas se persignan sus hogueras; a√Īadi√≥ su rechazo a las medidas econ√≥micas contra los pueblos apret√°ndole, m√°s que el cintur√≥n, la tan sensible intimidad ecuatorial‚Ķ ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ, ripost√≥ la vidente audiencia; el San Pedro deportivo, antes de dar el saquecito, invit√≥ a su porter√≠a a sus hom√≥logos de Francia, Portugal, Espa√Īa e Italia, dedicando todos al presidente Evo Morales los juegos de su competencia, en desagravio a la sometid√≠sima progringada con que sus respectivos gobiernos de hecho y de desecho secuestraron al mandatario boliviano, al deducir impositivos que en su aerotransporte escond√≠a entre el equipaje al joven Snow, quien nev√≥ de fr√≠o maraquerador a CIA y compa√Ī√≠a al exhibir los enjuagues nada bucales pero s√≠ mortales del imperialismo que ab ovo (latinajo sin av√≠cola equivalencia), que desde el principio, impuso a los subimperios‚Ķ que s√≥lo sus chicharrones truenan en marranadas mordiditas a lo MacDonald y Kentucky Fried Chicken; el ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ en maremoto descendi√≥ del grader√≠o un libertario oleaje sin Poseidones ni trinches o tenedores bonos de bu√≠trico revolotear.

Fox seguidor de BorgueLa nada piojosa erudición de don Piojo

Miguel Herrera, apodado don Piojo, sin ninguna referencia al invertebrado glot√≥n de ideas, sino porque siempre se halla en la c√ļspide del pensamiento, una vez retornado de su fant√°stica participaci√≥n en el mundial descrito, se reuni√≥ con don Enriquito y ambos dieron una extraordinaria conferencia de prensa que super√≥ los confines del balonazo, para instalarse en un filosofar de inacabable altura.

El universo entero con las galaxias que tributos le circundan, testimoni√≥ que la selecci√≥n de don Piojo hubiera ganado el certamen aqu√©l‚Ķ si un ma√Īoso delantero holand√©s no se hubiera echado clavados con m√°s descaro que un boxeador vendido; don Miguel ilustr√≥ que para poner en pr√°ctica su soberbia actuaci√≥n brasilera tradujo hacia el balompi√© la infinitud de Fichte que a lo po√©tico interpretara Friedrich von Schlegel, rubricando: ‚ÄúLa poes√≠a es filosof√≠a‚Ķ y el bal√≥n aristot√©lico redondel de la ret√≥rica‚ÄĚ; el se√Īor Herrera explic√≥ c√≥mo hizo imbuir a sus jugadores que la cancha era un verso podado y apodado con didactismo de Prot√°goras: ‚ÄúMens mesura‚ÄĚ, o el hombre es la dimensi√≥n de las cosas que sus chicos captaron sin ardid en las magnificencias de una estrofa: ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ, le espetaron rendidos seleccionados y selectos invitados; el se√Īor Deschamps se frotaba con un trapo de franelero la petrol√≠fera emoci√≥n que le dilu√≠a chapote de un sobaco; El Ni√Īo Verde, desde su infancia eterna como el peque√Īo percusionista de El tambor de hojalata, de G√ľnter Grass, se puso m√°s glauco todav√≠a por la impresi√≥n de o√≠r aquella conferencia m√°s que magistral que -sin ni√Īer√≠as- lo puso a ejercer pucheritos en honor del disertador; Ernestito Corderito, nervioso y conmovido por la nada piojosa erudici√≥n de don Piojo‚Ķ reduc√≠a a migajas un aumentativo PAN con que pensaba tortear (sin indecencias a lo Villarreal) un suculento refrigerio; Miguelito Barbosa y Silvanito Aureoles, paladines de la ‚Äúizquierda, moderna, din√°mica y propositiva‚ÄĚ, m√°s modernos, din√°micos y propositivos se tornaron, acentuando su pigmentaci√≥n de √°mbar solecito‚Ķ ante la escalofriante majestuosidad del horadante orador‚Ķ

Don Piojo y don Enriquito abordaron temas literarios en un di√°logo de gran envergadura; comentaron a su docto auditorio que la primera novela mexicana con la t√©cnica joyseana del mon√≥logo interior fue La Malhora, de Mariano Azuela, publicada en 1923, un a√Īito posterior al Ulises de m√≠ster James; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ homenaje√≥ febril la asistencia; el se√Īor Herrera indic√≥ que el autor llev√≥ La Malhora a un concurso de novela encabezado por Alfonso Teja Zabre; el jurado declar√≥ desierto el premio, esto es, hier√°tico se√Īal√≥ don Miguel, que para los dictaminadores ninguno de los textos en competencia era competente, pura-impura incompetencia competida, seg√ļn los jueces esos textos no serv√≠an ni para asearse lo m√°s rec√≥ndito del alma; don Mariano call√≥ y cay√≥ sin cayos ni callos en depresi√≥n, compungido y doctoral disert√≥ don Piojo, al grado -a√Īadi√≥- que rompi√≥ varios manuscritos en la desesperaci√≥n sin sobras de su zozobra; debido a ello, interpuso su interlocutor, resulta urgente y fundamental ‚ÄúMover a M√©xico‚ÄĚ, no a ritmo de guaracha ni entre las rumberas caderas de Nin√≥n Sevilla o Tongolele, menos en destartaladora quebradita‚Ķ sino con valses de Strauss y Juventino, con las mazurkas (que no mazorcas ni elotitos), mazurkas polonesas de Chopin y, de tal forma, formar la locomoci√≥n sin loco ni moci√≥n, aclar√≥ festivo frente a sus invitados especiales, entre quienes destacaban el se√Īor Fox, especialista en obra borguiana, y la se√Īo Martita, esclarecida bi√≥grafa de Rabinita Tagorita.

Respecto a diminutivos, el cult√≠simo entrenador, cit√≥ a Nietzsche y su repudio que en hipocor√≠stico disfraz emboza la debilidad de los an√©micos de √°nima, ‚ÄúA m√≠ no me alaben ni me aluden con don Piojito, ni me hagan √≠dem mis admiradoras, pero si desean prolong√°rsela con el t√©rmino, p√≥nganme don Piojazo, que los superlativos siempre barruntan en el labio un envinado buqu√© de GRANDEZA‚ÄĚ; peror√≥ el para nada enfrijolado adiestrador de oncenas que hace del futbol hegeliana s√≠ntesis tras negar dos veces a la canija negaci√≥n del nel; may√ļscula y casi desgargantada lo core√≥ la admiraci√≥n: ‚Äú¬°CULTOTE!‚ÄĚ

estampilla-mariano-azuelaEl se√Īor Herrera abund√≥ c√≥rneo de abundancia repetida‚Ķ que Franz Kafka, sintiendo la siega nada ciega de la Trilladora de Existencias, pidi√≥ a su amigo Max Brod cremase, no sus restos mortales, sino sus escritos, con la esperanza promet√©ica y la duda tomasina conjugadas, de que las √ļnicas ascuas que chamuscaran su legado fueran las retinas en enjambre de lunas fervorosamente estacionadas en sus renglones; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ, entonaron afinaditos los circunstantes, sobre todo el chapeado virrey de Chiapas, Manuelito Velazquito, y su ya mero desposada sin esposas ni grillos-grilletes, Anah√≠, dotada sin silicones guturales en los menesteres del bel canto, soprano sin RBD‚Äôs de reveses ni tambaches de timbiriches que disparan una granja del cantar.

Don Miguel revel√≥ que acudi√≥ a los pragm√°ticos para izar el √°nimo de su equipo hasta el asta cacof√≥nico de un elevad√≠simo bander√≠n, en particular les despleg√≥ las ense√Īanzas de John Dewey, el mismito que elogi√≥ Celestin Freinet, el impulsor de la Escuela Activa; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ; luego recurri√≥ y recorri√≥ a Samuel Ramos y su Perfil del hombre y la cultura en M√©xico para que sus pupilos en catarsis vieran el alderiano complejo de inferioridad, de donde don Samuel infer√≠a que los albureros sufr√≠an complejotes por la unci√≥n extrema, sin sacrilegio pero con aceitito, de lo chiquito con la grandota en antidial√©ctica introspecci√≥n del circulito y la parada sin estaci√≥n sumados y consumados en la l√≥gica matem√°tica de Russell y Frege; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ; y a fin de afinar af√≠n con af√°n superior al de la cerveza‚Ķ sus educandos a puntapi√©s se quitaran de encima los guajoloteros achaparramientos de la conciencia; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ; don Piojo retom√≥ de Anax√°goras el nous, lo extendi√≥ rumbo a don Arist√≥teles, lo tendi√≥ (el nous no al estagirita) en los est√©ticos mecates de la est√©tica de don Plotino, y al final principi√≥ cartesiano en remembranza de la fil√≥sofa Graciela Hierro, el nous aqu√©l en versi√≥n de milenios posteriores; ‚Äú¬°Culto!‚ÄĚ; de vuelta devuelta la po√©tica, en grandilocuencia expuso los soliloquios creativos en las er√≥ticas saudades de las musas del gran versificador Avelino Pilongano, ‚Äú¬°Culto-culto-culto!‚ÄĚ se produjo la colectiva exclamaci√≥n en sinton√≠a de tripleta.

Don Piojo afinc√≥ a continuaci√≥n ojo y verbo en direcci√≥n de Emilito Azcarraguita Jancito, ilustr√°ndole que en su Telet√≥n hay una palabra en ingl√©s que se debe eliminar: el Down del s√≠ndrome, pues Down significa abajo, explic√≥ el se√Īor Herrera ante el cabeceador asentimiento de su patr√≥n, quien aplaudi√≥ tanto que por poco se queda sin palmas ni cocos que regalar a subalternos, en cuanto don Miguel, sin disolverse, hall√≥ la soluci√≥n del intr√≠ngulis abaje√Īo: Up por Down, ya que el Up quiere decir arriba, esto es, bien subidos los √°nimos en la cumbres sin Maltrata, ni trato malo de autoestima, en las claridades cupulares de Cuauht√©moc S√°nchez, Gaby Vargas y Og Mandino, as√≠, entre el estremecido palmotear de don Emilito, se dio teletona anuencia de un cambio motivacional: ya no habr√° m√°s s√≠ndrome de Down, s√≥lo s√≠ndrome de Up; ‚Äú¬°Culto-culto-culto-culto-culto-culto!...‚ÄĚ, se desparram√≥ en inapagable algarab√≠a de eleg√≠a tanta sabidur√≠a filos√≥ficamente ripiosa y doctrinal.


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