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Anne Hart (USA Today)

 

MADRID.- ¬ŅY ahora qu√© se√Īora ministra de Empleo? Pi√©nselo antes de responder, seguro que tiene una respuesta contundente al dato de que el 34% de los trabajadores espa√Īoles gana menos de 645 euros al mes. Si no encuentra salida dele una vueltecita a la virgen del Roc√≠o y escuche sus consejos.

 

Virgen del Rocio

 

            F√°tima B√°√ĪezDo√Īa F√°tima, si la rociera no le resuelve el problema, v√°yase a Portugal con su tocaya y p√≠dale ayuda. Est√° usted en un predicamento, su ley laboral subyace enferma y lejos de curarse se agrava.

            Los enfermos ‚Äď espa√Īoles ‚Äď sufren desde hace seis a√Īos la crisis y usted vino a darle la puntilla. Consigui√≥ hacer del desempleo un mal end√©mico que recorre, cual fantasma, el territorio nacional. Vive usted en el limbo, su jefe, Mariano, igual. Espa√Īa es ejemplo de recuperaci√≥n econ√≥mica, se√Īora del gobierno, y agrega que las medidas adoptadas por Rajoy y familia pol√≠tica son extraordinariamente ben√©ficas, una panacea ca√≠da de su cielo andaluz.

Bienvenido el cinismo

La gente de toda la naci√≥n reclama un m√≠nimo de respaldo, pide trabajo y sueldos menos vergonzantes. Pero la culpa no es de usted ¬Ņverdad? Es del PSOE que dej√≥ el pa√≠s deshecho, en manos de la clase media ignorante, vaga y derrochadora.

           El ministro de Hacienda Cristobal Montoro Qu√© bien le sientan las mentiras a usted y a su jefe. Siempre ven el lado oscuro del espejo en que se miran. Ser√° porque repartieron tarjetas en negro y algunos recibieron dinero que no cotiz√≥ al fisco.

            Debe usted regocijarse de conseguir una magn√≠fica ley laboral para los empresarios. Estos han podido rebajar los salarios al m√≠nimo y contratar por horas, d√≠as y semanas con la mayor facilidad para despedir al que no se supedita a sus requerimientos.

            Distinguida miembro del partido popular, es usted maravillosa. Llama ‚Äúmovilidad exterior‚ÄĚ a la fuga al extranjero de j√≥venes espa√Īoles capacitados con dos o tres carreras universitarias porque aqu√≠ no encuentran trabajo ni en la hosteler√≠a.

           Imelda Marcos De algo deber√≠a avergonzarse, se√Īora ministra, de lo que dice y que no hace. De lo que no hace a favor de los trabajadores y de su complicidad con los patrones.

No sabíamos de su bacía literaria ni de su pródiga imaginación. Se crece ante el fracaso, lucha contra las estadísticas y no oye los gritos de auxilio de los desempleados a los que desahucian por no tener para pagar la renta de sus viviendas.

Se√Īora m√≠a, de todos mis respetos, lucha usted contra la realidad, tiene el coraje de desdecir las encuestas y no sabe de los contratos laborales leoninos que ahora se firman porque tiene un poco estropeadas las trompas de Falopio.

Todo sea ‚Äúpor la gracia de Dios‚ÄĚ

Pobreza en Espa√ĪaSu sentido com√ļn sorprende y destroza los augurios de polit√≥logos y economistas. Representan usted, feligresa de los golpes de pecho, a un conglomerado impresentable. Escucha a quienes han dicho siempre que a la gente hay que hablarles a golpes porque s√≥lo as√≠ entienden. S√≠, como en tiempo de las cavernas en el pa√≠s de la noble sociedad medieval que aviv√≥ las hogueras con la carne y el pensamiento de los infieles.

Es usted una dama agradecida. Se ‚Äúsantigua‚ÄĚ con fervor antes de intervenir con su verba cortada en el Congreso de los Diputados porque intuye que ‚Äúpor la gracia de Dios‚ÄĚ todo sale bien.

Usted es, se√Īora B√°√Īez, la inventora del grupo de los ‚ÄúSeiscientoseuristas‚ÄĚ, grupo s√≥lido que ya ha echado ra√≠ces en nuestro pa√≠s. Debe ufanarse de ello. H√°galo cada vez que puede porque se lo reclamaran muchas veces en el futuro.

Mezquita de C√≥rdobaDej√≥ atr√°s, se√Īora ministra, el mileurismo excesivo, inservible y en v√≠as de extinguirse. Sepa que el 74.7% de los muchachos entre 18 y 25 a√Īos forma parte de la mesa directiva de ese grupo que usted cre√≥.

Conoce, también, que con el apoyo de las fuerzas progresistas del PP, asombrosamente democráticas, tendrá el respaldo del gran gobierno neoliberal y de los terratenientes.

Aunque, en realidad, quienes mantienen el tinglado son las multinacionales y los oligopolios.

Es necesario castigar a los impíos

Divina madame, apr√©ndase bien esta cifra: son 5.7 millones las personas que reciben salarios por debajo de los 500 euros en 14 mensualidades de lo que tambi√©n se muestra orgulloso su inefable compa√Īero Crist√≥bal Montoro, ministro de Hacienda, contlapache con el que se re√ļne para aliviar la asfixia de los ciudadanos.

No se diga más, sus juntas son tertulias amenizadas por el coro de humanistas como usted que defienden la economía nacional contra la contaminación de los demagogos que quieren vivir decentemente.

Margaret ThatcherSe√Īora, usted sabe que estas personas s√≥lo buscan destruir al buen gobierno neoliberal que lleva tres a√Īos luchando a brazo partido para aliviar la carga de los indefensos negociantes, aut√©nticos m√°rtires sociales, que han dejado el pellejo para que la desigualdad disminuya.

Encabece la reivindicación, como es su habitual quehacer. Castigue a los impíos que buscan tranquilidad pero que sólo quieren molestarla. No persiga, como lo hace el fisco tan exitosamente, a los que no pagan el Impuesto de Bienes Inmuebles (IBI).

Opóngase con energía a que la Mezquita de Córdoba, de su tierra andaluza, sea comprada por la iglesia por 20 euros, como acaba de ocurrir.

Usted, se√Īora Faty, es nuestro referente. De sus manos siempre salieron leyes justas que permitir√°n reducir en 50 √≥ 60 personas el n√ļmero de parados cada a√Īo. Felicidades.

Con los h√°bitos puestos

El esfuerzo que realiza para acabar con la econom√≠a sumergida le da √°nimos para olvidarse del lavado de dinero porque primero est√° que los espa√Īoles no eludan a Hacienda aunque haya actividades il√≠citas como el narcotr√°fico.

Companias petroliferas oligopolios en Espa√ĪaPero cuidado, se√Īora, tiene muchos enemigos. Entre ellos, el FMI y la Organizaci√≥n para la Cooperaci√≥n y el Desarrollo Econ√≥mico (OCDE) que le piden m√°s austeridad para ajustar salarios. √ďigalos, d√≠gales que se apoya en los obreros y empleados de oficinas para facilitarles su labor y que todos est√°n muy satisfechos con su desempe√Īo.

Pasar√°, se√Īora B√°√Īez, como un miembro distinguido del progresista equipo de Prometo. La historia registrar√° su labor y su nombre se escribir√° en las paredes del Congreso como una espa√Īola de excepci√≥n.

En los libros de texto ser√° ejemplo de profesionalismo que nos da lustre dentro y fuera de Espa√Īa.

Inclusive, ya se habla por ah√≠ de erigirle una estatua como a Juana de Arco, Margaret Thatcher, Carmen Polo, Carmencita Mart√≠nez Bordi√ļ, Esperanza Aguirre e Imelda Marcos. Olv√≠dese de la modestia y aclare su garganta para desga√Īitarse con el grito ‚Äú¬°A m√≠, los buenos, que me pongo los h√°bitos de la monja alf√©rez y los de Mar√≠a, la santa monja que salv√≥ vidas de ni√Īos en Madrid, d√°ndolos en adopci√≥n al mejor postor!‚ÄĚ

           

RDR



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